The following are my semi coherent, also fuck proper syntax (my one true weakness)
So in the end I caved and bought Pokemon white, and I must say I'm disappointed, there's nothing new to the series that would make it fresh and interesting, don't give me that 'oh it's a new region with new pokemon' no I mean in the main core of the game, give me control of the story; let my character have a say in what's going on and make those pokemon hit each other than implying that they're hitting each other!
The story is a joke spouting nonsense of friendship and growing up, which would be great if my character had character and had a say.
The villains are a joke too and never make themselves a threat in anyway, even the ending plot twist (which I saw coming) was a joke because the villain was never built up and thus seems shoehorned into the ending at last minute (especially the seven sages), and the ending gives no resolution to the conflict.
The game feels artificially lengthened because of the unresolved conflict (Spoiler: the bad guys get away) and when the game ends the old pokemon are thrown in which makes the game lose it's unique charm not to mention the post game bullshit level jump, when the other half of the map opens up you can battle more trainers and catch the othe 500 pokemon but they're set at the UnFathomably Redonculus level of 60 and up, a whole 10-15 levels higher than my pokemon (unless you really grinded before the ending), it just seems like an unnecessary dip in difficulty.
I'm sure I could go on but that's all I've got in me
~Blix